so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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