I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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