He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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