For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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