drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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