so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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