Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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