Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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