Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
