Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
