Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Ladies don't puke and tell
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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