I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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