nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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