Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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