so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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