Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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