i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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