Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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