i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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