He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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