sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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