In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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