How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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