"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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