Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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