I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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