the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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