school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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