Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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