I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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