you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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