Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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