I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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