I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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