how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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