I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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