How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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