Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
This is the prime rib incident all over again
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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