I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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