so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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