I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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