She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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