Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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