The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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