I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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