I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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