honey bunches of taint.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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