Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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