There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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