Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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