help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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