You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we're making bets on your personal life
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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